Thank God for humor. It puts a spark in life. I love the way it wipes frowns of faces and helps the melancholy to realize that not everything is doom and gloom. :P Here's a couple killers I heard this last weekend.
At church there was a lady doing a promotional for camps for blind kids. "This is such a wonderful opportunity" she was saying. "This is the only chance these kids get to see each other is at blind camp." Direct quote. Dead serious. :-) She didn’t seem to realize her slip. Couldn't believe it. :-)
My family and I were analyzing each other's personalities the other day. The conversation went like this: "Jereds a choleric too. He's got a lot of sanguine though. But Kami...she is choleric-choleric." (Our family has its share.)
"No I'm not!" she exclaimed.
"Well why not?"
"Because I SAID SO!" She was totally unwitting. :->   ¶ 2:06 PM