Isn't it terrible when people take things out of context? Especially when they pick apart the Bible at their pleasure. Here's one example I could see King Solomon using to justify his dumb actions. **You know how scripture says that the kingdom of heaven is like ten virgins? Well, the way I got it figured, why settle for 10% of heaven?** (Loud smacking noises) Now realize this is a hard-core-extreme example: but if you think about it, how many people do the exact kind of thing with God's Word in order to "justify" things like Sunday keeping and the immortality of the soul? And, in a more recent and shocking instance, twistng Bible passages in a nugatory attempt to condone homosexuality. Isn't it amazing how people can concoct an argument to support virtually anything when they want to believe it badly enough?   ¶ 7:13 PM