The advent of the weekend approacheth swiftly, for which cause I am greatly gladenified and exuberant whithal, upon the joyous prospect of forsaking my arduous labors which have discomfited and vexed me sore with their unseemly proliferation. Neither do my pedagogues requite me for my pains, but converse wise request obeisance to their stringent demands. And herein durst I fail not at the exceeding sore peril of my gpa! Ok, I'm an idiot. It's been a long week. Give me a break. I feel like I've done virtually nothing this last week besides study, work, eat, and sleep. What more does a college student need? Right. I think I'll go play basketball.   ¶ 7:28 PM