I declare, with all my philosophy classes, I am becoming platonized as of late, albeit in a somewhat inferior manner. I believe I have made sufficient advancement to become four fifths Greek. Perhaps I can slide by as an honorary Athenian. Maybe they'll even let me camp out on Mars hill. After all, I am Greek -- less the "r" Alas, despite my valiant efforts to be the real thing, or at least any other combination of the fifths, I find my deficiency tragically relegates me to the status of the common...well...you know.   ¶ 11:41 PM