You know you've gotta be exhausted when your alarm interrupts a dream in which you were just drifting off to sleep. If you're one of those people who dictates your own dreams, I know it may be tempting, but dooon't dooo it! It's extremely disappointing to wake up and realize that you're not about to enjoy a good night's rest -- instead, you're about to go blister under the sun for ten hours. (Angry animal noises.) Makes a fellow want to use bad language.
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