Happy T-day y'all! How was the spread? Ours was fantastic. I ate like a hobbit. In fact, the feastings in this sector have left me feeling more stuffed than a Thanksgiving turkey. Not that I had a turkey...which I guess leaves us both better off. In any case, T-day serves as an excellent catalyst for gluttony, which no doubt explains it's survival through the centuries since its origin. After all, everyone knows how we Americans like to pork it up. Obesity has reached gigantic proportions here in the states. Seriously...no pun intended. You can't miss it...unless you can miss the broad side of a barn. But all digression aside, the pilgrims would probably roll over in their graves if they knew we made a national holiday for gorging and blamed it on them. But hey, at least we hid it under the benign title of "Thanksgiving." And we are...giving thanks I mean. Giving thanks for another chance to feed our flab and contribute to the overall corpulence, er I mean opulence of society...Goodness, I think we had enough food for at least three dinners. The pie had to wait a few hours to fill in as a postprandial snack. And we still plan on eating breakfast. Absolutely decadent.
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